As always, our new data center/nightclub will feature the hottest models, the best bottles, and the chillest connections in the world. The new facility features 23,000 sq. ft. of BRO-location space, and a 12,000 sq. ft. fully dedicated weight room in a private cabinet. Our specialty raised flooring keeps your servers cool but the dance floor hot as DJ Shift spins the dopest club tracks on our 8,000 sq. ft. dance floor. Our fully redundant N+2 UPS power system keeps your servers up and the party going all night long, even in the case of a disaster or we run dry of Red Bull and Vodka.

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Gronk with his mom and Papi —Photo Credit: @RobGronkowski

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!

YO, CHECK IT—Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski, former NFL tight end for the New England Patriots, has been announced as the new Chief Technology Officer (CTO) for BRO-Location America!

The only thing Gronk does better than catch a football is making sure DAT PARTY IS LIT!

Trading his fully-redundant hands for some fully redundant, sick-a*s data center power, Gronk lives for 100 percent TURN-UPtime!

Check out his announcement video below:

South Padre Island—prepare to be GROOOOOOOOOONK SMAAAAAAAASHED!

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