YO, CHECK IT—Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski, former NFL tight end for the New England Patriots, has been announced as the new Chief Technology Officer (CTO) for BRO-Location America!
The only thing Gronk does better than catch a football is making sure DAT PARTY IS LIT!
Trading his fully-redundant hands for some fully redundant, sick-a*s data center power, Gronk lives for 100 percent TURN-UPtime!
Check out his announcement video below:
South Padre Island—prepare to be GROOOOOOOOOONK SMAAAAAAAASHED!