March 31, 2016

BRO-location America Opens New Data Center/Nightclub in Miami Beach (April Fools)

BRO-location America is totes amped to announce our new data center/nightclub in Miami Beach! The hottest beach in the US is about to feel that 100% TURN-UPtime Guarantee that only BRO-location America can provide. As always, our new data center/nightclub will […]
March 31, 2016

Pitbull to Host 24-Hour Rave at Data Center in Ibiza (April Fools)

Pitbull a.k.a. Mr Worldwide will host a 24-hour rave at BRO-location America’s Ibiza data center. Our 100% TURN-UPtime Guarantee means the party won’t stop as the jams keep pumping and the drinks keep flowing. Our Ibiza data center is a Tier III […]
March 31, 2016
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BRO-location America Announces Gronk as New CTO (April Fools)

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! YO, CHECK IT—Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski, former NFL tight end for the New England Patriots, has been announced as the new Chief Technology Officer (CTO) for BRO-Location America! The only thing Gronk does better than catch a football is making […]
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