Colocation America Reviews: The Supernatural

04.15.16
Colocation American Staff
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Thankfully not that supernatural…. (Photo Credit: cwtv.com)


Chris     

WE UP HERE TALKIN’ BOUT GHOSTS. GHOSTS! Demons and sh*t, mang

 

Q.C.     

GHOOOOOOSTS

 

Samantha     

We can all agree that ghosts are real, right?

realistic spooky ghost

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Chris     

Woah! Lots of assumptions there. You got proof?

 

Samantha     

Totally. I mean, maybe.

 

Chris     

I demand proof of ghosts or other-worldly beings before I believe.

 

Q.C.     

I don’t disagree that there could be ghosts, especially in areas in which death happened quickly and often

 

Samantha     

When I was in high school there was the ghost video in the car commercial – did you ever see it? This is the only piece of evidence you need

Q.C.     

Interesting. I’m sold. Let’s go hunt them

 

Chris     

Oh, that old gag? I ain’t falling for that screamer stuff, I want real proof

 

Q.C.     

Like Casper. I’ve seen some shows

 

Samantha     

Real proof? Like all the reality TV shows? Favorite ghost hunter show?

 

Q.C.     

I forget what it’s called but it has some guy named Kevin in it and he’s cool

 

Chris     

What’s that one where they insult the ghosts? Ghost Destinations? Ghost Adventures?

 

Q.C.     

Oh, Crank Yankers

 

Chris     

Yep, Crank Yankers haha.

 

Samantha     

Ghost Adventures, I think

 

Chris     

Ghost Adventures! Those guys had like one good episode then it all went to crap

 

Q.C.     

I’m actually not that big into Ghost shows

 

Samantha     

Well after a while it becomes the same thing

 

Q.C.     

Hahahaha it’s like those Bigfoot shows. They go to commercial and the preview something like they actually found something and then NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

 

Chris  

Have either of you ever had a ghostly or paranormal encounter?

 

Samantha     

No judgement – yeah, I think I have

 

Chris     

I would love to hear the story, Sam.

 

Samantha     

Senior year of college was crazy with paranormal things for me. It’s pretty boring, but he main story goes like this: I had just graduated with my undergraduate degree and that night I kid you not, my great aunt that passed away visited me

 

Chris     

Woah…

 

Samantha     

Like woke me up – she looks exactly like my Grammie

 

Chris     

Did she congratulate you? Because otherwise, that’s pretty rude of a ghost

 

Samantha     

Yeah and said she was proud

 

Chris     

Wait, for real?

 

Samantha     

I asked my Grammie the next day if she game into my room and apparently she didnt

 

Q.C.     

That’s so weird

 

Samantha     

And then there was a creepy guy in a hat but I am pretty sure that one was just after too many drunk nights

 

Q.C.     

I think you may be possessed

 

Samantha     

That would explain a lot…

 

Chris     

I can’t get past the idea of a ghost coming back and being like, “OoooOOOoooOOOoOO….congratulations on your graduatiOoooooOOOOooon”

 

Q.C.     

Hahahahhahahahahahha you think they’d talk normally or with some reverberation?

 

Samantha     

Well she was completely just normal – nothing crazy about it which is why it was creepy

 

Chris     

There has to be some reverb in the spirit world. Dimensional static or something, ya know?

 

Q.C.     

Yeah, dimensional static is something I studied in college

 

Chris     

Q—got any ghostly encounters?

 

Q.C.     

Nope.

 

Chris     

Ok cool.

 

Q.C.     

My sister has a story, though, that she is 100 percent sure about

 

Chris     

Yeah?

 

Q.C.     

It’s the most convincing ghost story I’ve ever been told, just because of how terrified she looks at the mention of it. It’s not like a frightening tale or anything

 

Samantha     

She just looks scared when she tells it?

 

Q.C.     

She just said she was a kid and heard noises downstairs (my house was built in 1917) and she went down there and she said that there were people having a party. Like really pale people that seemed to be glowing

 

Chris     

Like the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland?

 

Q.C.     

And they just told her politely that she needed to go back to bed

 

Chris     

Wait…so they come in to YOUR house, throw a party, and then act all rude once someone wakes up and tells them to shut up?

 

Q.C.     

That’s what I picture when she tells it. Although we went to Disney years after this allegedly happened, so

 

Chris     

Ghosts are so rude.

 

Q.C.     

Yeah, that’s basically it

 

Chris     

That’s actually pretty freaky

 

Q.C.     

But she is terrified to tell it. Like legitimately gets upset if you bring it up because she wants to forget it and it happened to her like 25 years ago

 

Chris     

Were they drinking BOOze?

 

Q.C.     

HAAAAAA </review>

 

Samantha     

Chris – have you ever had any? You seem to be skeptic in the crowd

 

Chris     

One time, according to my ex-girlfriend, I woke up in the middle of the night screaming, “Get the hell out of here!” When she asked what I was yelling at, apparently I pointed to the corner of the room and said, “Him.”

 

Q.C.     

You just scared away a murderer or burgler—anything

 

Samantha     

So now we know your crazy but what about ghost encounters?    

 

Chris     

Ehhh, nothing really spooky or anything I’d attribute to a ghost. Mostly just knocks and noises that can be traced to living in an old ass house

 

Q.C.     

Yeah that’s it. I think living in an old house helps with being skeptical

 

Chris

I do get spooked easily though. I’ll admit that. Dark basement and no lights? F that noise. Spooky unlit hallway in a hotel? NOPE.

 

Q.C.     

Hahahahahhaha so the possibility of ghosts scares you?

 

Chris     

Totally

 

Samantha     

But ghosts aren’t even the best “supernatural” being. Have you ever seen Halloweentown?    

  

Chris     

The ABC Family movie Halloweentown?

 

Samantha     

Excuse me it’s a Disney movie (which is like the same thing but still)

 

Q.C.     

I’ve never seen that 🙁

  

Samantha     

You should watch it! It is the best group of supernatural beings. The ghost sweats and there are trolls (cute ones)

 

Q.C.     

Is that your favorite ghost movie?

 

Samantha     

I don’t know if you could call it a ghost movie but an amazing movie yes

 

Chris     

Ok–favorite ghost or paranormal movie?

 

Samantha     

Oh good question

 

Q.C.     

Amityville Horror

 

Chris     

Oohhh, good one

 

Q.C.     

The 2004 with Ryan Reynolds.

 

Chris     

Paranormal Activity, for me. That first one was…wooooooo

 

Q.C.     

Oooooooooooooo yeah that’s a great one too. I’ll be honest though, that genre is pretty far down on my list though

 

Chris     

Fun fact: at the end of Paranormal Activity, there’s that title card that is like, “Nobody has seen Jessica since…” and a guy in my theater was like, “OH HELL NAW!”

 

Q.C.     

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa oh hell naw!

 

Samantha     

I like B Horror Movies. I can’t even think of a good ghost/paranormal movie right now. I do love Thirteen Ghosts, though.

 

Q.C.   

My fiancé loves thirteen ghosts

 

Samantha     

Way to use “fiancé “. The story and the whole like being stuck in a house with ghosts is awesome

 

Q.C.     

Yeah. The first season of American Horror Story was excellent too

 

Samantha     

The whole series is pretty epic. What is your favorite “supernatural” being?

 

Chris     

All-time? Either the Jersey Devil or Spring-Heeled Jack

 

Samantha     

Say what?

 

Q.C.     

The Thing from John Carpenter’s The Thing

 

Chris     

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring-heeled_Jack

 

  

Ya boi out there jumpin’ around London terrorizing people with laser eyes and claws and sh*t

 

Samantha     

It is officially recognized – I love England

 

Chris     

What’s yours, Sam?

 

Q.C.     

That’s more of an alien though. The Thing that is

 

Samantha     

As a kid I would have nightmares about vampires. But overall favorite has to go to shape shifters–I don’t know but it just seems kind of awesome

 

Chris     

Oh snap are we about to talk about skinwalkers?

 

Q.C.     

Hahahaha we sure are

 

Chris     

Listen, if there’s one thing that truly scares me, it’s Native American paranormal entities

 

Q.C.     

Animorphs, b*tches

 

Samantha     

Yep! The ability to be both animal and human (of course this requires to separate the two)

 

Q.C.     

Oh hell yeah. That stuff is straight up real. The Natives were so in tune with nature and the spirit world

 

Chris     

For some reason, I give tons of authority to Native American traditions in regards to the supernatural, especially considering my wide skepticism and skinwalkers are the top of that list

 

Samantha     

It’s because its oral history. These stories haven’t changed, ever. It has been real

 

Chris     

That’s the thing–they don’t change at all

 

Q.C.     

I’d rather try and fight off an alien invasion like in Independence Day rather than face one skinwalker

 

Samantha     

Really, Q? I don’t know about that one haha

 

Chris     

And the encounters I’ve read about are all people like, “My grandfather is the toughest dude I’ve ever met in my life, but we don’t talk about skinwalkers around him.”

 

Q.C.     

Read up on a skinwalker then come back to me. Jeff Goldblum has nothing on a skinwalker

 

Samantha     

So ghosts we are unsure about but skinwalkers are real, right?

 

Chris     

/r/skinwalkers

A place to post your personal experiences, thoughts, or stories you have found about skinwalkers and similar legends.

 

Q.C.     

That’s the gist of it, Sam. That’s how I feel, at least. I wouldn’t necessarily consider them ghosts, though

 

Chris     

I don’t mess with anything Native American’s don’t mess with

 

Q.C.     

Alcohol?

 

Chris     

Blankets from strangers

 

Q.C.     

Hahahahahha

 

Samantha     

A politically correct statement is coming – please stand by

 

Chris     

Hahahah. The views expressed in this review don’t reflect the views held by Colocation America, or something.

 

Samantha

Correct.

 

Chris     

Is there a local supernatural or paranormal legend around your hometown?

 

Q.C.     

There’s the lady in the white dress under the Horseshoe Curve

 

Samantha     

Local legends? I mean, I think people are more scared of the way they look in LA then in the supernatural

 

Q.C.     

(I won’t bring up slinky’s this time)

 

Samantha     

Someone died in the slinky factory, didnt they?

 

Chris     

They got turned into a slinky

 

Samantha     

Q–what’s the story of the lady in the white dress?

 

Q.C.     

If you cover your car with any type of powder and drive through the tunnel under horseshoe curve after midnight she’ll write a message on your car and you can hear her clanking things around, too

 

Chris     

Have you done it?

 

Samantha     

Have you done it?

 

Q.C.     

Yes. I’ve done it

 

Chris     

What did she write?

Q.C.  

Nothing happened

 

Chris   

LAME

 

Samantha     

I am sure you just didn’t look hard enough

 

Chris     

Do you know anyone that’s gotten a message?

 

Q.C.     

And the noises was just water falling from the cracks in the ceiling

 

Samantha     

I am sure it’s hard to catch a moving car to write a message

 

Q.C.     

My friend Ryan Colmer said he did. He got “Help”

 

Chris     

Dude! That’s pretty freaky

 

Q.C.     

Yeah. Who knows? I wasn’t there

 

Samantha     

Were their cell phones back then? Did he take a picture and post it on Facebook? If he didn’t, it did not happen. As with everything – if it’s not on Facebook, it’s not real

 

Q.C.     

Because I was always unsure about the structural integrity of that particular tunnel. That was the real scary part

 

Samantha

Makes sense.  

 

Chris     

Unsure if your hometown has a haunted place? Check this out….

 

Q.C.     

Oh that’s pretty cool! There’s a ton of stories hahahhaa

 

Chris     

There’s a place called “Hell” near my hometown

 

Q.C.     

Discovery PA: The Legend of the Horseshoe Curve Tunnel Ghost

 

Chris     

“Reports of unexplained lights that don’t shine; a short figure that has green eyes and a white hand on its left side; a little girl in a white dress that follows people; strange noises, feeling of being followed; outside one tunnel there’s always rocks falling from the road even though the road is paved”

 

Q.C.     

Those tunnels, BTW, were just far enough below the tracks where you couldn’t hear the train from outside, but obviously they cause the ground to shake a little and I think those are the noises people are hearing

 

Chris     

I’ve partied in “Hell” a few times and never experienced anything. I have felt mildly uneasy there though

 

Q.C.   

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

 

Samantha     

Once again you two make PA sound fun

 

Q.C.     

It’s a wonderful place. It’s old. Real old. Second state to enter the US. Or the “Union” I guess

 

Chris     

Oh, also, at Pitt, the Cathedral of Learning is supposedly haunted

 

Samantha     

How so?

 

Q.C.     

I can believe that. Did a student die?

 

Chris     

It’s old as sh*t, bunch of people either committed suicide or died. Again, one of the places I’ve felt uneasy being nearly alone at 11PM after a class lets out in the basement

 

Q.C.     

Hahahahahaha yeah creepy place for sure

 

Samantha     

Pitt is just setting you up for that when they put a class in the basement that late

 

Chris     

Right?

 

Samantha     

The University of Arizona has a ghost – Old Main’s Ghost

 

Chris     

Nice. Did you meet him?

 

Samantha     

Nope. I dont even know many people that went into Old Main

 

Q.C.     

Does every campus have an Old Main? I feel like they do and they’re probably all haunted too

 

Chris     

Totally

 

Samantha     

And I just discovered a whole website dedicated to mysteries at UofA

 

Q.C.     

Hahahaha that’s awesome. How do you guys feel about Mummies?

 

Samantha     

Mummies are real – that isn’t supernatural. They took bodies and mummified them

 

Q.C.     

Ok, zombie mummies. Mummies in the supernatural sense, you pedant

 

Samantha     

Like the movie, The Mummy (currently streaming on Netflix)?

 

Q.C.     

Similar, only more Scooby Doo-ish

 

Chris     

Easy to defeat. They’re dead bodies wrapped in cloth. Fire, bruh.

 

Q.C.  

True!

 

Samantha     

Yeah, there are a lot of ways to kill those ones. As for the one in The Mummy – thank goodness for Brendan Fraser

Chris     

Ok, last question–when you die, do you want to come back as a ghost?

 

Q.C.     

No, sir. I want to come back as a housecat in a good, huge, house where nothing’s expected of me

 

Samantha     

I mean, I wouldn’t mind being a ghost for a bit

 

Chris     

If I was able to travel freely throughout this and the ghost realm, I’d like to come back as a ghost. However, if I’m stuck doing the traditional “repeat one part over and over again” aspect of ghost-dom, I’m out. LET ME LIVE WHEN I’M DEAD, BRO

 

Q.C.     

Hahahahhahahahahahha. I can’t wait for Brendan Fraser’s ghost

 

Chris     

If Brendan Fraser isn’t mummified, we’ve all failed.

 

Q.C.     

Agreed

 

Samantha     

I love Brendan Fraser

 

Chris     

We know, Sam. We know.

 

Again, we didn’t really review the supernatural, but one thing is for sure: We love Brendan Fraser. The Supernatural gets an A+ from us (just not the TV show…).

 

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